so today, i took the little man to the movie theater to see a free showing of shrek.
before that we went to the post office.
back at home, i notice...
A GINORMOUS hole in the A** of my PANTS!
ok, these pants, a fave of mine, were washed to death
that is what i tell myself, instead of thinking me rear is growing!
i have NO idea if it happened when i was at home
or if i exited the theater flashing the folks behind my
with my bright white undies!
the tear started along the seam of the pocket
and went south from there
how the hell did i not feel a draft?
so here is my question...
if you saw some poor woman
walking out of the post office
or out of the movie theater,
would you tell her she is flashing the world?
PS no picture with this post folks!
1 day ago