slack jawed

the little big guy in our house
is funny
and he knows it
which is a bad combination
he is four
he cracks us up

the combination of being
a boy
and
4 years old
produces a lot of talk about
body parts and bodily functions

but that is not the funny i am talking about
because normally, that is just gross
not funny

but here is the funny i speak of...

{after rolling down car window for some air}
"the wind defeats the hotness!"

{while picking up meds for his bronchitis...}
"do you think this medicine will give me an ear confection?"

{after scarfing down a plate of french toast, he proclaimed minutes later that he was hungry and in fact did not like his french toast...when told he wasn't eating anything else, he shouts...}
"nobody wants to give me any food!"

{he speaks in run on sentences...and talks all the time}
"i talk a lot of words!"

{suffering from chapped lips lately, this is what he calls it}
"mom, my lips are rubber"

{after changing the sheets on his bed, from regular cotton ones to flannel}
"i like the cold sheets, not the hot sheets"

{after i told him to go put some things away}
"okay, if that's really how you want it"

so many more...i just can't remember!

P.S. sorry to all my faithful readers, but i have enabled comment moderation and word verification...seems some people are up to no good these days!