thank goodness for singlet public facilites

here's the scene:

saturday

hubs takes little man to the restroom

a public restroom

little man: "daddy, what is this for?" (pointing at his boyhood)

hubs: "well, what are you doing right now?"

little man: "goin' potty"

hubs: "well, that is what it is for"

little man: "is it like a key?"

hubs: "what?"

little man: "a key to open doors"

hubs: "well little guy, i guess it could open doors one day"

little man: "or is it like a magnet, like that pulls things to it"

hubs: *speechless*

a boy wise beyond his years!