Thursday, November 27, 2008

dear dreamworks

thank you for the movie
kung fu panda
it is a hit in our household
and what a great message.

however, i feel the need
to mention
a few of the effects it has had
on a certain 4 year old boy.

he is now so very fond of proclaiming
"oh, my tenders"
almost non stop
thanks for that.
and because he was bending over
holding his toes
as he would say it,
thanks also for the impromptu
anatomy lesson about 'tenders'
considering how often he uses it
ignorance might have been bliss.

thanks also for the work out
he is getting
all day, every day
he no longer walks,
or saunters
from point a to point b
he kung fus it to his destination
he kicks his way through the house.
just pray you are not in his way.
(ahem, just ask hubs)

thanks also for the small hole
in our wall
while engaging in said above behavior
our very hard headed kunf fu master
chipped our wall.
nice decorating touch.

again, thank you for the movie
but, maybe the next big hit can be,
oh, i don't know, maybe
about a boy who
loves serenity and playing the violin
just a suggestion.


Blogger Julie In Atlanta said...

Hope you emailed that one!!!!! Great letter......I can't wait until we can take sarah to the movies!

Aubrey said...

Too funny!
I love me some Kung Fu Panda too!

angi_b72 said...

lol...the "tenders" is too cute!!!
I think we are going to go see 4 Christmases tonight...kind of disappointed in the reviews though?!

Michelle said...

That is so funny! I love this movie!

Carrie said...

That is hilarious! We've not seen that one yet.

Tooj said...

Hi, I'm popping in via SITS. All I can say is I wish my 4 year old was just learning about his "tenders"...unfortunately he's been up and running with love for them and for anything FAST and crazy since about 18 months! LOL I think my hubs took them to see this movie....I didn't see a drastic difference in it versus...say....dancing to the radio. :) Ah, boys.

Mandy@ Mommy Cracked said...

LMAO! I didn't catch that when DS watched it. Isn't it funny what they pick up? At least it was only "tenders". LOL!