Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
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i did not allow our son to stay in the same pajamas
for almost 48 hours
what mother would do that?and what mother would joke with hubsthat if said son stepped out of the jammies,the jammies would wander the house on their own?who does that?~i, make that we, did not keep putting the kids off for breakfastsat morning, just so we could sleep inand i did not encourage them to go watch the moviethey watched the night before to buy more snooze time.that would be neglectful!~i did not buy a chic red purse at the consignment shop sat'cause lord knows, or should i say hubs knows,i do not need another purse!buying a purse would have been impulsiveeven if i were to have gotten it on clearance for $4.50!nope, not this purse obsessed gal!~i did not wait until sunday nightto enter grades online into my gradebookonly to find that i could not connect to the blasted thing!that would be procrastinatingi know nothing of the sort!~i did not take a righteous nap saturdaywhich prevented me from making hubs dinnerbefore he left to watch the fight with the guys...that would be lazy and selfish...and that is soooo not me!well, maybe it was...~i did not get the laptop taken out of my lapwhile watching the super bowlas hubs thought i might give away the endingsince we were not caught up to live tv!'cause this laptop is not an extension of my lap!no way!~and lastly, i did not try to bribe the little big guyinto helping me pull the tooththat is dangling from his sister's bottom gum line.he was not promised ice cream if he successfullyhelped me extract said toothwe did not chase her around the houseand hold her downand dig into her mouthunsuccessfullyand i did not go on to have a gross dreamabout my own teeth falling outkarma?~what did you not do?
13 comments:
great not me monday I loved the part about the pj's walking around on there own.
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no we would never leave our children in pajamas for almost 48 hours - no way - but footie pajamas are actually an outdoor clothing item, right? Well that's what my son believes. But I didn't tell him that - now way not me.
That purse you DIDN'T buy??? DON'T pass it my way! LOL
Happy Not Me! Monday. Congrats on making the Top 10 on the blog carnival this week. Exciting stuff!
That is so funny! I did not blow off an article for my editor to play tennis with my husband...
omg..this whole thing is so funny! Lori, do you know Jamie hasn't even opened that DVD yet? I think she's scared! lmao....
I love how you said you took a righteous nap. That's the best kind
I hate washing pajamas after only one wear...unless there was an accident of course!
My Not Me Monday post
Cat walking on water?
Very Very good not me Monday!! Sounds like you got lots of rest this weekend, and GOOD for you, we need to do this every once in a while!! Happy Monday!!
I love your post. I left my son in his Batman outfit for two days, did not want the fight!
when I taught I always waited till the last minute to do grades too.
My kids had two pajama days last week. I am not going to admit to less laundry on this occasion! Nope!
Love it! I was laughing all the way though your post. I think my laptop is now part of my body. Thanks for sharing.
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